Thursday, August 5, 2010

Questions. 1-5.

My friend Georgia recently showed me someones blogs. And lately I've been reading them like crazy. The one that really caught my attention was this one! Some of the questions just make you think. Lol, Obviously. Anyways I wanna answer some of the questions. I will answer them all, honestly! I'll do 5 a blog. Starting now, here goes nothing?

1.How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
I'd probably be 21, I'm tired of being a kid. Ready to grow up.

2.Which is worse, failing or never trying?
Uhm, hard to say. I would think failing, because I'd be disappointed in myself.

3.If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
Because in the grand scheme of things, no one really realizes how short life is, until it's over.

4.When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
Hands down, said more than I've done.

5.What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?
No more natural disasters, I hate those things.

Friday, July 30, 2010

You Know It's Bad When...

...You wake up feeling tired, drink some very caffeinated coffee, then still feel tired all day. Atleast until it's nine o'clock you jump in bed and helloooo insomnia.

...You're so bored, you clean the house.

...You spend all day wondering why no one has texted you. You get a text, get so excited and worked up to find out it's just a tweet from someone who isn't even following you.

...You pretty much force the guy you like into telling you he loves you, and then you don't say it back. That one is terrible for his self esteem!

...You complain for hours about Disney Channel, but in the long run you know every single detail that happens on every show.

...You enter for a number of freebies, and hope to God you get one. Just for the satisfaction of winning.

...You get free things ordered to your house, so you finally have some mail. I just did that with Kotex pads.

...You do something (like vaccum!) with out being told and your 'rents act like Hell has frozen over.

...You are so bored, you decided to blog about this.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Well, That Was Awkward.

Today I saw my ex boyfriend, it wasn't all that bad. Totally casual. But then Christina, him and me decided to go to Party City. We were looking at key chains. And I was reading them and the first one I read said "I Love Jacob." And It was random too! I said it aloud and Christina and him looked at me like WTF! And I was just like "It's the keychain! Gah, this is awkward." So I tried to change the subject, and I started reading keychain names, and I was like Becky, Barbra, Bella, and the next name was Briana (girl he dated after me.) It was terribly awkward! Ahh.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

This Blogging Stuff Would be Easier...

If I knew what to write about.
If I didn't have to monitor it.
If people actually read these blogs.

Oh, and if aliens came to earth and decided to super program humans to love my blogs.
I'm not doing this to get popular, but come on!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

pictures by name.

family relations, baby.

So I'm currently enjoying my visit in California. I've had some recent complications, that I'll save for a later blog. Because I don't wanna make this one very long. I'm at Georgia's house (she's so proud for the shout out.) And awhile back I told her I'd make her some kind of family tree, so today when we were gonna go visit someone but we decided against going to his house. So we made my family tree. It's not the best, but it'll do right? :)

Friday, June 18, 2010

The Power of the Internet.

Thanks to the power of the Internet (hint: the title.) I've come up with something to write about. I guess I'm having some writers block...Or maybe I was just never good at writing. Who knows? Anyways, I decided to look up blogging idea's. Most of them were older for me, and talked about adult stuff I need a better understanding for. But on that website, I found some more young adult friendly.
Ex: Number 22 and 23. Number 22 is about your first kiss, and number 23 is about your worst kiss. There's probably a lot on this topic I could talk about, but not from experience. When it comes to kissing ( and by kissing I'm not talking about pecks, because honestly I've gone farther with my four year old cousin...don't ask...) my first kiss...was also my worst. I'm not going into details, but long story short, I laughed....a lot. (My first kiss was also my last so far...a real pity.Unless you count my four year old cousin, but i don't count it, so you shouldn't.)
But my point is you never get your movie perfect kiss, most peoples first kiss, is also their worst. So like number 55 on that blogging list, which is called The Only Thing I Can Teach You, is don't get so upset over a kiss. (That was totally tacky, but I had too.)

Friday, June 4, 2010


I know this girl. Well, I don't really know her but she added me on FaceBook. Anyways, I guess she's likes this boy, and they are "going out." But to be honest, I talk to the guy she's "dating" and he has told me he is scared of her.
He also thinks she's a creepy stalker. She post things like "I love him he rocks!" He posts things more along the lines of "Loving being single. Not dating anyone. Especially _____ (enter name here.)"
I almost want to feel bad, but then again I really don't. She's pretty scary. We talk sometimes like the other day she asked if I'd talked to him, and I had so I said "Mhm!" and asked if he was ignoring her. She said "I hope not." Honestly Hun, he's not interested.
Saddly, I wonder how many teenage girls are actually like this? Obviously Blondie( One Way or Another.) and Ke$ha (Stephan.) Lol! Get it? It's funny! No...? Oh well.
She should back up, far far away.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Top 10 Slangiest Slang Words.

This is going to be a list of what I think the most slangiest slang words are.

10. Dude- Dude can be used in any sentence, or as a sentence itself! Downfall is that it gets old fast.

9. Beast- Honestly, I never use this slang. It's usually used in a sentence like this "Man! That's so beast. Those are the most beast slippers I've ever seen!" But it's catchy, and once you hear it once it's always stuck in your head.

8. Fresh- Like those veggies in the super market. "Woah! That's fresh."

7. Bogus- Perfect word for describing bad things. "Dude! I can't believe you fell down a flight of stairs. It was totally bogus!"

6. Sick- Sick is an awesome slang word, because it can be a good word. Or a bad word. "Oh man, you got dumped. That's sick." OR! "Ohmigod! You nailed an ollie, how sick!"

5. Homie, Pimp, Dawg- There are the most common for more gangster types of people, or major wanna be's. They are all under number five because they pretty much mean the same thing. "EY! Homie!(Pimp, Dawg.) Sup?"

4. Like- This word may not even be considered slang, since it doesn't actually describe anything. But it can be used in ANY sentence "Mom, can you like pass the potatoes?" OR "Will you like go out with me?" OR "What do you like want to do today?" OR...nvm, that's enough examples.

3. Epic- I for one use epic a lot. It's just so useful. To me it just explains everything. "Those new nikes little Tommy has, are totally epic."

2. Dope- Simply said. It's a saying something is cool, or it's a drug.

1. Chill- "Let's chill." It takes the cake.

What's your favorite slang word to use? Leave a comment telling me!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

all things bloggy.

First of all, as of my last blog I was phone less, but my momma and I went to Sprint. So now I've got a phone again. (Yay!) All my past FaceBook status's have been something along the lines of "New phone. Text me!" And I can't say I expected my most recent ex (we just broke up on Friday!) to text me, I was not disappointed but still. It was awkward at first. I was like what the heck am I supposed to reply to this with? So I went with the ever practical "Hey!" We've been texting all day now too. Honestly, what is this supposed to mean?! He wants to be friends? Sure, that'd be great. But I plan to move back to Hannibal (and my moving away was the main reason we broke up...I think) so wouldn't that open the door to getting back together? Do I want to get back together with him? The answer to that is duh. Of course I would! But maybe I wouldn't...It all depends, doesn't it? I hope he texts me tomorrow, kinda. I don't even know! This stuff is so confusing. Yesterday my mom said "Guys are dinks! I think I'll be a lesbian, at least I'll know what is going on in their head!" Strange to think about, you will never know what goes on in someone else's mind. (only Edward Cullen has that power.) I bet if mind reading was real the world would be a scary place...If it isn't already, with global warming and the rate of inflation. Actually global warming isn't that big of a deal, the rate it's melting the sun will have blown up by the time it causes a major threat! Now any enviormentalists out there don't shoot me in the head because I said. I'm still totally Eco.

Monday, May 31, 2010

lice among children and teenagers, and adults, and elderly.

this blog is probably really gross for a second blog. because who wants to read about lice? (aliens probably...they want to know all about this hair hiding bug thing.) honestly what is lice anyway? let's see what wikipidia thinks lice is. 'Lice (singular: louse) is the common name for over 3000 species of wingless insects of the order Phthiraptera; three of which are classified as human disease agents. They are obligate ectoparasites of every avian and mammalian order except for Monotremes (the platypus and echidnas), bats, whales, dolphins, porpoises and pangolins.' a couple too many big words in that definition for me to understand, so let's see what urban dictionary says it is! 'A weird bug thingy that can lay eggs in your hair.' urban dictionary is so intense, i love their definition compared to wikipidia. anyways, you may be wondering "why lice?" well, the answer to that is... " an unknown source told me that an unknown source has lice. and it got me thinking about lice. and how one of my goals in life is to never get lice. did you know lice doesn't have to be in dirty hair? it can be in clean hair too! i learned that from an episode of ginger, you know that show on nick? i guess i'd rather have lice than breast cancer or something. and i wasn't kidding earlier about my goal to never get lice, i don't think that's the hottest thing ever.
Me: "yes husband of nine years, i have lice."
Husband: "eyuw really?"
Me: "yes, the doctors told me today."
Husband: " i think we should get a divorce."
to be honest, if my husband (future husband) leaves me over lice, he's not worth my time anyway. well, i can't think of anything else about lice so this is the end.

the lovely bloglyness.

here goes nothing right? well, i'll start with an introduction. my name's alex. i'm "your normal average teenager." we know this is true too, because only normal average teenagers call themselves normal average teenagers. i live in missouri, currently i'm staying in st.louis but i wanna go to this po-dunk town called hannibal where i spent the last couple of months, it may be behind the times...but it's a nice town when you get past the gangsters, and the nothing to do. honestly! all the kids hang out at wal mart, it's been given the nick name "wallie world." personally, it sounds like a bad amusement park, which i guess it kinda is. i moved to hannibal from california, so the what-to-do-ness is quite different. my best friend georgia ( who will kill me if i dont mention her.) is kinda the reason i started this blog. we were talking about dan bergstein's blogs ( on sparknotes! look him up he's amazing. my comedic idol.) and then my cousin savannah was like "i dare you to start a blog!" so i said to georgia "savannah dared me to start a blog" georgia said "you should!" i said "okay!" and here i am. (those weren't the exact words but i can't remember them anyways.) like most teenagers i'm almost always on facebook, twitter, myspace, aim, etc. i also tend to text a lot...but a little while ago i dropped my phone in the toilet! which sucks, and i wont be getting my phone until the fourth! which is like a life time away! (but not really it's like a couple days. ) i'm about to watch robots, with a bunch of little kids, they are so crazy and hyper... i really personally can wait to have kids. marriage i don't wanna wait, but kids can wait. currently tisha ( my cousin, who is more like an aunt.) and me are making fun of the movie, because if you've ever watched the beginning of robots, the whole kid robot growing up thing is hilarious. i think all people need a volume knob. i bet people would use it on me. especially when i get talking about bacteria ( the whole flagella sticking to the person...okay i wont bore you with the nitty gritty! it may be my next blog though.) like the other day in school i was warning people that don't use hand sanitizer and all of a sudden, everyone ( even my friends! ) started yelling at me. i was like "i was just protecting you guys." but no, they had to be jerks. i hope they die from E. Coli. i kinda hope i get somewhere with this blog thing, and it's not just georgia that reads it. as great as a person as she is i need more than one fan. ha! "inside you there's a fashion model just waiting to be thrown up." i believe this is true with even the ugliest of people, everybody is beautiful in their own way. and also really pretty girls all have ugly coming out of their pores. unless they are pretty and have a kick ass personality, in which case gentleman if you meet a girl like that don't let her go! woo her until she gives in. <3!>