Monday, May 31, 2010

the lovely bloglyness.

here goes nothing right? well, i'll start with an introduction. my name's alex. i'm "your normal average teenager." we know this is true too, because only normal average teenagers call themselves normal average teenagers. i live in missouri, currently i'm staying in st.louis but i wanna go to this po-dunk town called hannibal where i spent the last couple of months, it may be behind the times...but it's a nice town when you get past the gangsters, and the nothing to do. honestly! all the kids hang out at wal mart, it's been given the nick name "wallie world." personally, it sounds like a bad amusement park, which i guess it kinda is. i moved to hannibal from california, so the what-to-do-ness is quite different. my best friend georgia ( who will kill me if i dont mention her.) is kinda the reason i started this blog. we were talking about dan bergstein's blogs ( on sparknotes! look him up he's amazing. my comedic idol.) and then my cousin savannah was like "i dare you to start a blog!" so i said to georgia "savannah dared me to start a blog" georgia said "you should!" i said "okay!" and here i am. (those weren't the exact words but i can't remember them anyways.) like most teenagers i'm almost always on facebook, twitter, myspace, aim, etc. i also tend to text a lot...but a little while ago i dropped my phone in the toilet! which sucks, and i wont be getting my phone until the fourth! which is like a life time away! (but not really it's like a couple days. ) i'm about to watch robots, with a bunch of little kids, they are so crazy and hyper... i really personally can wait to have kids. marriage i don't wanna wait, but kids can wait. currently tisha ( my cousin, who is more like an aunt.) and me are making fun of the movie, because if you've ever watched the beginning of robots, the whole kid robot growing up thing is hilarious. i think all people need a volume knob. i bet people would use it on me. especially when i get talking about bacteria ( the whole flagella sticking to the person...okay i wont bore you with the nitty gritty! it may be my next blog though.) like the other day in school i was warning people that don't use hand sanitizer and all of a sudden, everyone ( even my friends! ) started yelling at me. i was like "i was just protecting you guys." but no, they had to be jerks. i hope they die from E. Coli. i kinda hope i get somewhere with this blog thing, and it's not just georgia that reads it. as great as a person as she is i need more than one fan. ha! "inside you there's a fashion model just waiting to be thrown up." i believe this is true with even the ugliest of people, everybody is beautiful in their own way. and also really pretty girls all have ugly coming out of their pores. unless they are pretty and have a kick ass personality, in which case gentleman if you meet a girl like that don't let her go! woo her until she gives in. <3!>

1 comment:

  1. thanks for mentioning me! <3
    you really do have a shot at this blogging thing, hope you go somewhere with it. :)